August Top Box Review! (w/pics)

Well, another month, another Top Box! And let me begin by saying that this month's box is waaay better than July's disappointing crap-fest. This month gives me hope for the future. Supposedly Top Box is sending out some pretty good stuff throughout the fall, and August is a pretty good start.

Once again, I got the regular Top Box with 4 items. I will never choose the Privé boxes, due to my love of the unknown: good or bad, I'd rather be surprised when I open that lovely cardboard tube.

Best song I know about loving the unknown

So let's begin!

Gardener's best friend!

Belvada Coloured Tweezers
List Price: $5.00

"...will make tweezing easy (okay...) and fun (!)"

I have several pairs of tweezers already (doesn't everybody?), and they all cost a lot more than $5, but I guess I can use these? I tried to pluck a couple of close-lying eyebrow hairs, and I was not able to get the job done with these. I much prefer my razor-sharp and thin Revlon tweezers, but I suppose I can throw these in my First Aid Kit. I can also see myself using them to pluck slugs off the hostas, maybe.

You are not nearly as nasty as you look!

Clinique - Almost Lipstick in Black Honey

Full Size: $19
Approx. value - $4.50 (?)

Wellll...this is the first product yet that I'd actually consider buying. Wow - this stuff is awesome. When I first saw it, I thought it looked like another cast-off from the Island of Unsellable Colours. I was WRONG! Supposedly transparent pigment looks slightly different on each person, depending on your base lip colour. On me it looks like a slightly dark cherry colour, with a bit of gloss to it. Fabulous! It also stays on for a few hours, similar to the lipsticks I usually wear.

The only thing that will probably prevent me from buying this is that I *hate* Clinique's packaging. I just think it looks ugly and dull, especially compared to my two favourite cosmetics lines from MAC and Lancóme.

Lise Watier - Ombre Soufflé Supréme Eye Shadow

Full size: $24, approx. value $5 (except not really because this is obviously a sample that you could get for free if you know where to ask for it.)

Pretty shiny! Pretty messy! Pretty pretty!

This product is just lovely. I'm not usually a fan of cream shadows; I find them a little messy compared to my trusty old pots from MAC. Despite the slightly messy application, this shadow goes on smoothly and evenly, and it stays on all day. These are both colours I would wear, being light and shimmery, so I'm extra happy about that. I'll definitely use this package up, and I will consider buying this in the future, especially if Lise Watier happens to have a good "gift with purchase" promo. It just depends on if I can get past the goopy mess or not. Time will tell.

Dark, strange and creepy

Avon MEGA Effects mascara

Full size: $12 (9g)

Here we have a strange and wondrous item. Apparently the "imagineers" over at Avon have been trying to find a new way for people to get black gunk on their eyelashes. Because a traditional wand is so difficult and ineffective? Hmmmm...I've worn mascara nearly every day since I was 16. Let's do the math on that:

22 years x 365 days = 8030 mascara applications with a wand. Add in a few more for all those times I just went over the morning's mascara before going out for the evening, and we'll call it an even 8200.

Suffice it to say that I'm *really good* at putting on mascara with a wand. Like, a pro, almost. I am also, apparently, really bad at putting on mascara with a centipede-like wedge. I have tried this product for the last two days, and I have also jabbed myself in the eye with this product for the last two days. I even got mascara on my contact lenses, as well as my lower lid. On top of that literal poke in the eye, I can't get enough leverage/pressure to build the mascara up for thickening or lengthening. I am an Avon MEGA Effects failure.

I'm not going to complain too much, though, because I really respect this product's designers for thinking outside the (Top)box. (Or tube, I guess.) At least this product is different and wacky, compared to the banal moisturizer samples I got last month. Props to Top Box for entertainment value.

To wrap, here's the value breakdown of this month's selections:

Tweezers:                      $5.00
Lip-stuff:                       $4.50
Eye shadow:           (I refuse to give this sample a value)
Disturbing mascara:     $12.00

GRAND TOTAL:        $21.50

Not bad, Top Box. Not bad at all. Adding up the entertainment value (which is really my primary interest) and the actual retail value, I feel that I certainly got my money's worth this month. Here's hoping they can keep it up!

What other items are floating around out there this month? Did anybody else get this Top Box, and what did you think? Let me know in the comments! Also, please feel free to post links to your own reviews...

Thanks for reading!! xoxo

Easy Summer Flower Mani!

Ahhhh, summer! So many lazy days to fill by doing seasonal-themed manicures!! Flowers are my fave, and today's blog post will show how to do an easy, summery, Hawaiian-y flower design.

"Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian" by Those Darlins Feel free to listen to the mood music if it suits ya!

To start, you will need the following:

• Base coat
• Quick-dry top coat
• Bright colour polish (I used Essie Mod Square)
• White polish
• Dotting tools
• Nail jewels
• Nail glue
• Tweezers to position jewels
• Cotton & remover to clean your tools

Nestled in a lovely basil plant

This is a great set of nail jewels. One side is little compartments of clear/diamond-y jewels, and the other side is colourful ones. There are lots of different shapes and sizes to pick from.

This kit is available at Sally Beauty, in store or here.

Nestled in a smaller, but equally lovely basil plant

Another product I had to use today is this: nail polish thinner. If you have been throwing out old, goopy polishes, let me save you now! I put 4 drops of this into about a half-full, pretty thick bottle of Essie, and it came out practically new after a few good shakes.

Some people on the internet say you can do the same thing with nail polish remover, but I really trust very little that people say on the internet (aside from celebrity gossip, of course.)

I think I got this one at Winners, but you can find a couple of other options here at nailpolishcanada.com.

This is the thinned-out, almost like new, Essie Mod Square.

Okay! I think we're ready to go!

Step One: Paint those nails! Don't forget to use base coat along with quick-dry, high-shine top coat, or Santa won't come this year. Also your nails will look dull and the mani won't last very long.

Also, if your top coat's not quick-dry, it will take forever before you can move on Step Two. You will also no doubt have to find your keys or something and wreck it. This is known as Smudgie's Law in the nail polish world.

I bet you can do better than this, no?

Step Two: Using a larger-size dotter, make 5 round dots in a sort-of circle shape where you want the flower to be.

For this mani, I'm doing flowers on both ring fingers, as well as my right thumb.

Because we're going to add dots and jewels, the flowers don't have to be so perfect on this mani. Just do it the best you can. I'm really not a perfectionist. 

Looks mangled right now. I promise it gets better.

Step Three: As soon as you get the dots done, grab your pointiest dotter (or a round toothpick) and drag from the center of each dot into the center of the "flower". This will create the petal effect.

Getting better!

Step Four: Take various sizes of dotters to make larger to smaller dots coming out of the petals of the flower.

I like to aim for a sort-of spiral pattern, but it would probably also look nice if you went with smaller dots in a random pattern.

I prefer the glue with a brush, as I think it's easier to control
and less likely to dry out quickly.

Step Five: It's Jewel Time!

This is my favourite part. I just love nail jewels: picking them out, placing them on, gazing at them endlessly. Love. It.

Anyhoo, put a dab of glue in the centre of your flower, then stick a jewel on it. Make a veritable nest of glue, and you can use the tweezers to press the jewel in and make slight adjustments.

Is this not the definition of nice and shiny? 

Step Six: Top Coat Time!

The white polish will probably still be a bit tacky, so make sure you blob a ton of top coat it on and spread it over the nail with very little pressure. This is essential if you want to avoid streaking your design. If you want your flower to look like it's a speeding cartoon, then by all means apply lots of pressure in the top coat phase.

Once it dries, you can always do another top coat to smooth it out if it's blobby or uneven.

Peekaboo! Top coat on you!

Here are some pictures to compare before and after top coat is applied to the final design. It really does make the mani.

I had a teenager tell me once that she never used top or basecoats, because she didn't want to "waste" her money on polish that is not a colour. 

Teenagers! Crazy, no??

Do you have a favourite flower design? Let me know in the comments!

Thanks for reading!! xoxo

Topbox Review: Remember Gumby? He's back! In nail polish form.

So...have you heard of this recent phenomenon called a "box subscription"? It's that thing where you pay a monthly fee to a marketing company, and they send you a box of assorted items once a month. Ideally, you love the sample products soooo much that you cannot resist purchasing regular-size versions of them from the company's website, thereby providing another revenue stream for the company in question. You can subscribe to such a wide variety of types of boxes, from pet toys or treats, to gourmet cooking items, to beauty samples. Subscription boxes combine your love of small samples with the excitement of getting mail. They will make you feel like somebody really cares.

This is my first month receiving a package from Topbox, a beauty products subscription service. It costs $12/package, and is billed monthly to my credit card. Ostensibly, the products you receive are a stunning value, representing far more than the meagre $12 you invest. This point is debatable at best, which I'll discuss below. Despite my reservations about the actual value of the box I received, I will continue to subscribe for at least a few more months, as it gives me something to blog about. And getting mail makes me feel like somebody really cares.

I would also like to point out that Topbox holds a unique position in the subscription box market. At $12 ($13.56 incl tax), it is one of the cheaper options. Also, the company has a set number of subscribers, so you have to go on a waiting list for about 2 months before you are even allowed to subscribe. I suspect this creates a psychological effect of scarcity and exclusivity for some people, wherein they feel special and privileged to be "accepted" into the Topbox circle. I know I was pretty happy to have made it off the wait list. I am starting to feel like somebody really cares.

I am going to show you what came in my July 2013 Topbox, with approximate values and initial impressions.

You're kinda tiny, Tiny

"This 8[!?] in 1 multi-tasking beauty balm will provide all day hydration while brightening to instantly lift [my] look."

Tried it this morning. Seems okay, not much different than the literally hundreds of other moisturizers beauty balms you can buy.

Full size = $49/50mL
I'm generously guessing this is 2mL?
Sooo...value = $2.04

Imma little scared of this one.

"Thickening sprayable gel/provides up to 70% more volume and heat protection."

Both? or 35% of each? or maybe a 30/40 split? Hmmmm...

Haven't tried this one yet, and I'm kind of terrified what 70% more volume on my head might look like. For once, I'm hoping that the beauty claims are highly exaggerated, which they always are.

Full size = $16.70/200 mL
Value = $2.51

This product should be satirical.

"Pure 24k Gold [sic] flakes as well as Pearl Protein help..." Wait! What?
Effing gold flakes??

Well, that just makes me feel like an a$$hole.

Ugh. Yes, apparently gold and pearl have the little-known and miraculous ability to "stimulate blood flow, build up Amino Acids [sic] and add a healthy glow to the skin for Summer [sic]."

They don't know the difference between proper and common nouns, and they want me to believe that gold will improve my complexion.


If you have 6 minutes and free wi-fi, do check out what David Cross has to say about the gold leaf:

David Cross: Tasteless, Odorless


Full size = $60/60mL
2mL here? Value = $2.00
(Putting gold on your face = priceless)

Okay Mom, I'm ready for my drive to the mall. Moooommmm...let's gooooo!!!

The 4th and final item in my July 2013 Topbox is China Glaze "Keepin it Teal" jelly polish, from their Summer 2013 jelly collection.




Ehhh, it's okay. I googled it, and the polish reviewers are all losing their sh*t about how great it is (maybe girls be pimpin' for some free product?) I'm not a fan of the jelly finish, and this polish is decidedly Gumby-coloured, once you apply the 6 coats needed for opacity. In fact, I decided to put that evaluation to the test, and did a Gumby and Pokey mani:

OMG I used to love Gumby and Pokey so much. <3

If you're going to wear a colour that's fit for tweens, you might as well go all-out cartoon on it, amirite?

Whatevs. I like nail art, so I'll gladly add whatever they send to my nail wall. (Ignoring the little voice in my head that's lecturing about how jellies are too thin for nail art. Shut up, Little Voice. I want to feel like I got a bargain here.)

Ah, Little Voice might be right. The Topbox insert insists that this polish is worth $10-12, (minus some off if you allow for the fact that you didn't get to pick the colour ~10% seems about right), but if you pay that much, YOU ARE BAD AT SHOPPING!

Here it is for $6.95 at the first place I checked.

So...

Real value = $6.95 (Let's be magnanimous and call it $7.98 including tax)

Sooo...

Moisturizer Beauty Balm:                $2.04
Volumizer that scares me:                $2.51
Gold leaf jerk cream:                       $2.00
Gumby tween polish:                       $7.98

TOTAL:                                           $14.53 (I paid $13.56)

Sooo...not bad I guess, but none of these products is an awesome, spectacular deal, and I suspect that the cream samples (or their equivalents) can easily be had for free at Sephora, The Bay, Shoppers, Sears, etc...

I do also like getting mail, so there's that.

I'll keep up with Topbox for a couple of months, but at a yearly cost of $144 ($165.60 incl tax), I am hesitant. I just don't like getting mail that much.

Do you subscribe to any boxes? What are your opinions of them? Let me know in the comments!

Thanks for reading!! xoxo

Book Reviews! Sister Carrie and An American Tragedy

Okay, this won't really be a review, but more like a reaction...I hate spoilers sooo much that I don't think I can write a real review, as that would require me to give away plot and character details. Plus, obviously these are "good" books: both are American classics.

When I read a book or pick a movie to watch, I aim to know as absolutely little about it as possible. I never read the back or watch trailers if I can help it. Basically, if it's by an author I like, a genre I enjoy, and maybe the setting appeals to me, I'm ALL IN.

So...that brings me to Theodore Dreiser.

Careful, Theodore! I think that room you're in
might be haunted!!

Dreiser was an American fella who wrote throughout the early 20th Century. He lived from 1871-1945.

His novels are part of realist/naturalist movement. In a nutshell, that means that you can expect ideas about environment and heredity affecting characters, their ambitions and place in society. Naturalism exists kind of in contrast to other movements from around the same time, such as Surrealism or Romanticism.

These are my favourite kinds of novels!! They can be a little pessimistic and depressing, but I'm just really interested in what happens to characters when they chase their ambitions in different environments. Also, for some reason, I just love stories set in oldie-times America or Europe. I also really like stories that show class differences and what happens when oldie-times people try to move between classes. I think it's because Annie was one of my first and most beloved movies ever. Got bit by the bug, I guess...

This pic is so cool. I would get a poster of it if I could...

So, I've spent the past three weeks or so reading these two novels. I started with Sister Carrie because I heard a podcast where they said I should read it, and I agreed with that assessment. It was written in 1900, but is set in 1890: my kind of book!

Without spoiling too much, it is really, really good if you like books about people and environments. Otherwise, you will probably find it boring.

I LOVED it!

Sister Carrie is a teen-aged girl (before that was really a thing), who leaves the farm to seek...something...in Chicago. The book opens on her train journey towards a new life, and that's all the spoiling you'll get from me!!

There are several characters who get the unlimited omniscient treatment, which is something I always enjoy. Good things happen, bad things happen, and I kept reading and reading and reading. Highly recommend!

Would you trust this man?

I liked Sister Carrie soooo much that I was disappointed when it ended - not by the ending, but that there was no more book left to read. And also a little bit by the ending. Thus, I opened up the Kindle store and bought An American Tragedy, hoping to keep the good times rolling. ("Good times" really in no way relating to the content of the stories.) It was like $6 because it's super-old...nobody wants to read it anymore? Sad...

The downside of e-reading: no page numbers! Boooo. Your progress through the novel is represented in a percentage that you can tap on the bottom of the screen to see. Due to my aforementioned hatred of spoilers, even those that relate to book length, I never look at the percentage read display. However, I suppose there is some subconscious security that I get from a paperback book, where I know approximately where I am in the progression of the story. This only bothers me in longer novels, and holy smokes this novel is LOOOONNNGGGG! The mass market paperback offered on Amazon shows it at 896 pages. I just kept thinking it was almost over, then...more book! It's actually 3 books in one, and each really is a stand-alone story in the main character's life, building on what came before it.

I totally enjoyed this novel, and would recommend it to readers who have a lot of time to devote to it. You spend so long reading it, it's like you will miss it when it's over...lots of good and bad things happen. Dreiser is especially good at creating a sort-of anti-hero: a character who does some horrible things, but you kind of understand his mind and background, and maybe root for him a little bit. You end up feeling sympathy, empathy, disgust, horror, love, sadness...what a ride! This book also gave me lots to think about regarding the title. What is the nature of tragedy? In what myriad ways is this book tragic? Why is this specifically an "American" tragedy? Well done, Mr. Dreiser!

This is the Green-Davidson Hotel in Kansas City, where Clyde gets his first
taste of the good life.

BTW - fair warning - this is *not* a feel-good story. But I guess you could probably guess that from the title.

One thing I think is interesting about this novel (written in 1925) compared to Sister Carrie (1900) is how much more explicitly Dreiser is able to portray the romantic relationships. I mean, it's not exactly 50 Shades of Gray or anything (which, my grandmother, Rainy, gleefully declares to be "absolutely filthy!"), but in the earlier novel, while "inappropriate" adult relationships are apparent, they are never directly described or addressed. Here, they are not only alluded to, but also "explicitly" described in the most artful and subtle way. Surprisingly (or not) it was banned in Boston in 1927 for being obscene.

Ain't no bellhops here.

This is interesting, also, when compared to the reaction to D.H. Lawrence's Lady Chatterley's Lover. An American Tragedy is not even close to as, um, "romantically detailed" as Lady Chatterley's Lover, which was written only three years later, and is waaay more explicit. Lawrence's novel was published in an edited form in 1930 the US, and eventually published unabridged in the UK in 1958. Penguin Publishing faced an obscenity lawsuit for publishing it, but was eventually found not guilty of publishing obscene material.  Contrastingly, with An American Tragedy, an assistant editor to the publisher was actually convicted for "selling an obscene, indecent or impure book", a conviction that was later upheld by the Supreme Judicial Court of Massachusetts. Is it possible that Americans were more conservative than Europeans back then? (Hmmm...)

Anyway, don't seek out this novel if you're looking for juicy affairs or anything: check out 50 Shades or one of its hundreds of knock-offs for that. However, if you want a compelling and interesting plot, insanely developed character study, and a book that will consume many, many hours of your life, An American Tragedy is the book for you!

What are you reading this summer? Let me know in the comments!

Thanks for reading!! xoxo

Summer Confetti Nails! (Tutorial w/pics)

Today I'm going to do a post that shows how to do a cute, easy and summery dotted manicure. I call it "Confetti Nails" (hopefully for obvious reasons):

This is the finished product! (Taken the last time I did this mani, last summer.)

But first:

Rumour has it that you can even use straight acetone from a
hardware store, but I've never been that desperate...

An important message about nail polish remover:

Acetone is your friend. It is the single most important thing to consider in a remover. If you don't have a good, acetone-based remover, doing your nails will be a painful and heartbreaking chore.

This is a picture of the remover I use, which I love sooo much that I bought a big 5-gallon jug of it, and just refill this little bottle when needed. You can only get it at Sally Beauty, and the big jug is about $27.

I have tried many drug store brands and, for me, they were all crap. If you find nail polish difficult to remove, and/or your fingers are stained afterwards, you are probably using Sally Hansen or Quo from Shoppers, and you are causing yourself a world of unnecessary pain. Good remover makes all the difference. Seriously.


Now for the NAILS!

What you will need:

Obviously, you are free to use whatever the hell colours you want!

• Orly Au Champagne: a nice pearl-ized white with a bit of shimmer
• Essie Mod Square (pink)
• Sally Hansen Lightening (yellow)
• Essie Bazooka (orange)
• Seche basecoat
• Essie Good-to-Go topcoat
• Dotting tool set
• Cotton balls and remover to clean dotting tools between uses
• Wax paper: palette for polishes

If you don't have a dotting tool set yet, be sure to check this out:

Super deal tool set, wish I needed this so I could buy it... 

$16, ships free within Canada. This site is my  number one place for polish and supplies, can't recommend them enough...

Sorry to anyone whose aesthetic senses are offended by my lack of fastidiousness.

STEP ONE:

Apply quick dry base, then 2 or 3 coats of the Orly.

Note my lack of cuticle concern. Know what my secret to cleaning them is? I DON'T! Just leave it be for 12-24 hours, and you can pick, peel, or let the edges fall off naturally. 

Less is more: a lesson I continue to struggle with.

STEP TWO:

Add pink dots! You should probably do one or two fewer dots of each colour than I did. I would have preferred the final product to be a little less crowded...but I'm not picky enough to go back and redo it.

The secret is to try to control yourself. I have problems with this often. :S

STEP THREE:

Add orange dots. For each colour, I used 3 sizes of dotting tool. I did the big ones first on all 10 fingers, then went back and did the medium ones, followed by the tiny ones last.

STEP FOUR: 

You guessed it! Add yellow dots!!!

Finish it off with 2 coats of a quick-dry topcoat, and you're DONE!

Yeah, so 4 hours after originally posting this to the blog, I realize
that this is actually the same picture that is beside Step 4 up there. :/

TA - DAAAA!!!

...and don't let those messy cuticles get you down, they'll be gone soon enough.

Now get pickin'!

Do you have a favourite manicure tool? Let me know in the comments!

Thanks for reading!! xoxo

Ambrosia Salad! (w/ pics!)

Yesterday was the year-end department party, a family swimming and BBQ event hosted by Harry and Lisa at their awesome house.

Everybody signed up to bring something to the event. I chose to make the easiest, most delicious, and healthiest (erm...) salad: AMBROSIA!

If you have never had it, ambrosia salad is a dessert fruit salad created by simply mashing a pile of sweet things into a bowl, then freezing it overnight. Despite its Ancient Greek name, it did not appear in American cookbooks until the late 19th century, possibly due to the rise in popularity of coconut at this time. (Seriously, I looked that up. Apparently coconut was big with the Industrial Revolution crowd. Who knew?) It seems like a kind of retro-dessert now, one that would fit right in on a table alongside Jello molds and celery with Cheez-Wiz. That's what I like best about it! (Also that it is yum x10).

Here is how to make the best salad ever:

Take about half a thing of Cool Whip...

(Mmmm...oily!)











Mix it with about half a cup of sour cream...

(Mmmm...creamy!)

Add in a can of drained tiny mandarins...

(Exotic Far East!)

Followed by a can of drained, crushed pineapple...

(Tropical!)









...and a bag of coconut. (Double tropical!)







Mix that all together, then fold in...


...a bag of marshmallows! (I like the rainbow kind.)







To finish off the perfect salad, garnish with pretty maraschino cherries!

Finally, stick the whole thing in the fridge for 6+ hours (overnight is ideal), and everyone will go mental for your awesome salad.




Here's the finished product:

Ta Daaaa! Delicious and (not really) nutritious!

I actually saw a recipe where the person who posted it claimed it was a good way to get children to eat fruit. Seriously.

What is your favourite thing to bring to a BBQ pot-luck? Let me know in the comments!

Thanks for reading!! xoxo 

Deck Planters: Then and Now w/pics

Deck Planters - 6-week Update w/pics

Okay! Today I want to do a blog where I compare what my plants and flowers look like now, as compared to when I put them in on Saturday, May 4, a mere 6 1/2 weeks ago. I just love to look at then-and-now pics, especially when the then is so close to the now, and the results are sooo drastic!

Heeman's: The best nursery and strawberry farm!

We had a really early run of super-nice weather, so Dyl and I took a trip out to Heeman's, and spent about $60 for our annual plants and flowers. Usually I wouldn't plant them till closer to the end of May, and there were 4 nights when I had to haul them inside so the frost would not bite. Anyway, let's start on the downstairs deck:

NB: I forgot how to watermark, despite the fact that I did it like 3 days ago! Ugh. I just spent about half an hour trying to figure it out again, but I can't find the helpful web page I used before. :(  If anybody knows of a way to save a watermark, and easily click it onto each photo, using any app that runs on Chrome, PLEASE fill me in via the comments...I am LAZY, don't like to have to do each photo on its own. [Infomercial voice] There's *got* to be a better way! Let's be honest, though: NOBODY is stealing my plant pics. I can deal with that.

First up: SAGE!

This is what it looked like when I planted it. I've learned that even though things look sparse, if you overplant they will eventually explode and look disgusting.

And here it is today! Healthy and pretty (just like Rocky). It looks like it won't overspill the planter, unlike some of its compadres, which I will post below...








Secondly, my favourite herb planter!

My friend Valorie gave me this planter. I have no idea where to get one, so please stop asking. Valorie retired a couple of years ago, and she is a true gardening wizard (no, that doesn't mean she works at Garden Hogwarts, but I wish...)

Here it is today!! The basil on top seems healthy, despite a touch-and-go period when I made it stay outside on a frost warning evening. You can see that the cilantro, so tiny in the lower right-side well above, is making a play for planter-world dominance. It might have a pretty good chance, too, except that Dylan is a cilantro-phile, and is raiding it nightly.



Okay, I'm going to play around with some collage apps for the next few. Sorry for the inconsistency in design. Let's just say the blog is still in Beta, so I can get away with this. Someday I might find it embarrassing...

Valorie loves to order me fancy plants from the internet! Did I mention she's the best former-boss ever? This is a Lesbos Basil that she gave me 2 years ago. It stays out all summer, then comes onto the kitchen window sill for the winter. I can make new basils from it by cutting bits off and putting them in water til they sprout roots. I made a baby from it that is featured below.

This poor sucker got caught outside during a storm, and started growing sideways for some reason. Its will to live is extraordinary, I guess, cause those leaves are coming in bright and robust.

MMMmmmmm...I've been up here on the deck for almost 2 hours! Getting a little drunk off these white wine spritzers...

Basil and Cilantro are Friends!

On the left is the baby basil that I made from the original above. It actually seems to be in better health than its mom. Guess I neglected to get an early pic of these two crazy pals, but they are almost my favourite herbs on the deck, so they still get a pic!

I don't know what kind of flowers these are, but look how pretty they growed up! I like that they're all different colours, but also all pretty colours, no effing beige ones. Those are the worst.



















The next batch is various planters on the upstairs deck, where the sun shines hot allllll day! These are all decorative annuals, but effed if I know what any of them actually are:

These ones I always over-plant. They just look so sparse and lonely at first! BUT... they turn into...

Whoa! Look how big they got!!!

I sure hope they don't gain sentience before the frost sets in!


















I've saved my two favourites for last.

These are peppers and tomatoes. Look how small and cute they are!

Not quite as small, but still pretty cute 48 days later!



Tons of flowers and fruit coming in, too...

This planter is my favourite. I always give it the nicest, sunniest spot, on the prettiest part of the deck, with the best view of the ravine. I put the healthiest specimens of tomatoes in it, and...

...it just grows and grows and grows...tons of tomatoes, lots of love to share.

This one is sucking up a ton of water each night, too, probably about a liter+ every day.

Well, that's my garden blog entry! What are you planting this year, and how is it growing so far? Let me know in the comments!

Thanks for reading!! xoxo